I've been sick this week. Stupid cold. Stupid, stupid cold.
Here is your chicken nugget of knowledge:
Remember that one statistic about how many spiders the average person swallows in their lifetime in their sleep?
REMEMBER IT?!
Don't remember it trying to fall asleep on a night you know you are going to be a mouth breather.
Take it from me.
12 comments:
I hate that statistic!!!! I once had a spider bite on my boob!!! WTF?!?! I couldn't help but think it was in my stomach being ground up into little bits.
I hope you feel better. Maybe spiders are the answer to the common cold.
I think this is a challenge for Mythbusters!
I really would like to know if I REAAALLLY do eat 8 spiders a year....hmmm.
Noted to self: Do not think of spiders when you know you will only be able to sleep with your mouth open. Got it! Thanks! :-)
Amen.
I like to think that spiders don't actually exist and therefore the entire statistic is just a fear tactic.
Your blog is really entertaining! I've enjoyed reading!
hahaha! NOT a good statistic for someone to have come up with!
I hope you feel better soon!
For some reason I was expecting more info on chicken nuggets. I had to read it twice lol .
I just know I would wake up if a spider crawled into my mouth...I would, I would, I would...
Thanks for stopping by and making me laugh. I hope you got some sleep!
Where have I been for 53 years? I don't remember the spider thing. Or have I just forgotten it? lol
Feel better.
Haha oh man, that is exactly the kind of unwanted idea I tend to get stuck in my head! Hope you feel better soon.
Um, spiders should be the least of your concerns
Eeeeiiiiwwwww! lol
Yeah, that spider thing really grosses me out. Icccccckkkkk.
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