He spit out the pistachio and tried to eat the shell.
Like, seriously.
Showing posts with label like seriously. Show all posts
Showing posts with label like seriously. Show all posts
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Like, seriously?
You know how I know my kid won't be on the honor roll?
He spit out the pistachio and tried to eat the shell.
Like, seriously.
He spit out the pistachio and tried to eat the shell.
Like, seriously.
Monday, October 5, 2009
Like, Seriously?!
Last night Geoff asked what I wanted for dinner after I told him (with puppy eyes) that it was his turn to make dinner.
I said what any other rational, college educated person would say.
Cupcakes.
He thought I was joking.
I didn't see him preheat the oven and debated telling him that no, I was not joking.
Twenty minutes later I'm served a salad with chopped apples and loads of green beans. Basically a combination of everything left in the fridge, which obviously was not very much.
Today, I cowardly ask him over the blog he never reads:
Salad greater than cupcakes?
Like seriously?!
(If you ARE reading, the salad was delicious lover lover! Wink, wink.)
I said what any other rational, college educated person would say.
Cupcakes.
He thought I was joking.
I didn't see him preheat the oven and debated telling him that no, I was not joking.
Twenty minutes later I'm served a salad with chopped apples and loads of green beans. Basically a combination of everything left in the fridge, which obviously was not very much.
Today, I cowardly ask him over the blog he never reads:
Salad greater than cupcakes?
Like seriously?!
(If you ARE reading, the salad was delicious lover lover! Wink, wink.)
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Like Seriously?!
Todays 'Like Seriously' is my own flesh and blood.
I walked into his room not even a MINUTE after I heard him waking from a nap.
Did I tell you guys how much he enjoys taking off his own diaper?
And now he can take off his pants to get to his diaper to get to his...
I called Geoff in who asked what was wrong. Ummm, EVERYTHING!
He ran in and it took a minute to register before he started passing me the wipes. I held Sawyer's hands still wiping off his face and after about 3 wipes Geoff left to grab the camera because he knows what is really important.
Two pictures later, I wiped around his eyes and mouth a little more, got him naked and we jumped in the shower.
It was a long shower.
Geoff was busy loading the pics onto his computer when I got out to an almost flooded bathroom. Turns out I sprayed one of the shower nozzles out of the shower while we were using the opposite nozzle. I stepped out to a slippery floor, no towel for myself and set Sawyer naked on our bed while I found a towel and dried off as fast as I could. I turned around to see him peeing on our bed.
Poop in his, pee in ours.
Many paper towels, disinfectant and 4 loads of laundry later I sit here and type two words,
Like seriously?!?!
I walked into his room not even a MINUTE after I heard him waking from a nap.
Did I tell you guys how much he enjoys taking off his own diaper?
And now he can take off his pants to get to his diaper to get to his...
I called Geoff in who asked what was wrong. Ummm, EVERYTHING!
He ran in and it took a minute to register before he started passing me the wipes. I held Sawyer's hands still wiping off his face and after about 3 wipes Geoff left to grab the camera because he knows what is really important.
Two pictures later, I wiped around his eyes and mouth a little more, got him naked and we jumped in the shower.
It was a long shower.
Geoff was busy loading the pics onto his computer when I got out to an almost flooded bathroom. Turns out I sprayed one of the shower nozzles out of the shower while we were using the opposite nozzle. I stepped out to a slippery floor, no towel for myself and set Sawyer naked on our bed while I found a towel and dried off as fast as I could. I turned around to see him peeing on our bed.
Poop in his, pee in ours.
Many paper towels, disinfectant and 4 loads of laundry later I sit here and type two words,
Like seriously?!?!
Friday, August 21, 2009
Like Seriously?!
Well, I guess you can stick those squishy pads on every sharp corner, or purchase the THUD GUARD, a helmet for early walkers.
Some people aren't going to agree with me but LIKE SERIOUSLY?!?!
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Like Seriously?!
Looking for cool boys bedding for Sawyer's future big boy bed.
Came across this bedding set, for KIDS, a KIDS BEDDING SET. Let me repeat, this is for KIDS who pee their pants at night!!!
Measly price of $2,510.00. Can be purchased here.
Because, like seriously, it's not even cute!!!
Came across this bedding set, for KIDS, a KIDS BEDDING SET. Let me repeat, this is for KIDS who pee their pants at night!!!
Measly price of $2,510.00. Can be purchased here.
Because, like seriously, it's not even cute!!!
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Like Seriously?!
Today's 'Like Seriously' I actually kinda stole from VH1. It just was too great.
Everyone, feast your eyes on this guy's 'Wunder Boner'!
Because, like seriously???
Everyone, feast your eyes on this guy's 'Wunder Boner'!
Because, like seriously???
Friday, July 24, 2009
Like Seriously?!
The Diamond Pacifier:
If your children did NOT have this pacifier, you pretty much suck balls as a parent.
Can be purchased here for just a small, oh so petty-change price of $17,000.00.
Because, like, seriously?!?!
If your children did NOT have this pacifier, you pretty much suck balls as a parent.
Can be purchased here for just a small, oh so petty-change price of $17,000.00.
Because, like, seriously?!?!
Friday, July 17, 2009
Like, seriously?!?!
I think I'm starting a new series of posts. The title is pretty self explanatory.
Feast your eyes on the Peter Potty Toddler Urinal. Can be purchased here.
I mean, Like, SERIOUSLY?!?!
Feast your eyes on the Peter Potty Toddler Urinal. Can be purchased here.
I mean, Like, SERIOUSLY?!?!
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