F.A.Q.

Anyone who is anyone has a frequently asked questions page so I need one too. Obviously most of these questions I'm pulling out of my A double snake because no one really asks me questions. Why don't you guys care, huh? HUH?!?! Care damn you!

Onto the fake interview/F.A.Q.:


1. How did you meet your husband? (This is the only legit question.)
Well that would be on the post titled, 'How I Met My Husband.' Basically it went something like this, I liked him and brewed up an evil plan on how to make him like me back. Sucker!

2- You lived in Turks and Caicos?! What brought you there?
Basically I was training to be a firefighter in California and last minute I wasn't hired and at the same time graduated college. I decided I was over working hard and decided I was going to just go have fun. That is still my state of mind, just go have fun!

3- Why do you answer your questions with 'basically'?
Because ever since I had a child, the amount of books I read took a dive and adult conversations becomes less and less. Basically I don't have a vocabulary.

4- There you go again.
Basically, yeah.

5- You seem to be all over the place and very random. How do you decide to do the things you do?
Pretty much because I feel like it. I guess most questions can be answered by that.

6- Because you felt like it?
Basically.

6- If you could take back anything, what would it be?
Ummm, maybe the time I photocopied my face, then I'm guessing I wouldn't have needed the Lasik.

7- If you could give one piece of advice to other parents, what would it be?
That you can have a life and have kids, it just takes more effort, a lot more effort but MAKE it happen, healthy 'you' and 'couple' time equals a better mommy/parent. Other set backs of not getting out is the birth of talking to yourself, hence this interview.

8- (Silence)
Is that all you have?

9- I'm scared to hear anything else, so, basically yeah.

Hmph.