Thursday, October 29, 2009

Bump and Grind

I have had some serious headaches lately, headaches that turn into migraines that turn into a night cuddling the toilet bowl and let me tell you, in no way does it compare to Geoff! I had a few headaches with Sawyer but so far these are worse. Would I rather have the headaches or the constant nausea? I think headaches. If I actually had the energy to record and post what is going on at my house, right this minute, maybe those headaches would be explained. Let me give you a glimpse: Sawyer yelping in glee running on hardwood floor pushing one of those old fashion wood 'popper' toys. Know what I'm talking about? Now, you read the hardwood floor part right? No? I can't hear you, IT'S TOO DAMN LOUD!

But I'm at week TEN, yay, week TEN! Tuesday I went into the doctor and right away saw that I gained almost four pounds -pause- in FOUR WEEKS!!! My last doctor would of been all, 'You know you should gain TOPS 30 pounds and each unnecessary pound is REALLY hard to take off after birth and so many people NEVER GET RID OF IT!!!' This doctor was like, 'Okay, whatever.' and with all my might I tried not to hug her. All my tests came back perfect and when she didn't hear the heartbeat with the doppler, I got an extra mini ultrasound (At my request of course, I'm happy until I see the bill), and saw a moving, twitching thing wrapped in what looked like pillow fluff. So, rhino has a heartbeat still and that makes me happy. After all that, I got the H1N1 vaccine. OMG, vaccines, the vaccine debate, AHHHHH!!!!! Yup, I got it. After reading that out of 100 pregnant woman hospitalized with H1N1, 30 DIE, I was like give it to me! So there it is, if rhino has four heads it's because, OMG, I got the H1N1 Vac.

Moving on, my bump got a lot smaller, it might be that four pounds I added around the sides making it LOOK smaller. Yeah, that's a reason to gain weight, right? No, really, RIGHT?!?!




Peace, love and NO caffeine, NO raw fish, NO medicine, NO cold cuts, NO alcohol, and lots of other NO things,


Me and baby R

Monday, October 26, 2009

Dairy Sucks Part 2. Yay, lets all drink cancer!

Okay, okay, milk sucks. Did you know this? NO? What, you were told that it was good and supplies your bones calcium and is vital to your diet? Can I ask WHO told you this? Did you ever ask yourself? No, you were just following the leader. Wow, very brave of you.

You've been lied to, you've been a sucker to the diary industry, a FOR PROFIT industry PROFITING from your blind obedience. Congrats.

Yeah, it's crap. Dairy is crap. Dairy is NOT vital to your diet, it's HORRIBLE for you, promotes disease, weight gain, and more including the growth of cancer. Hear that? CANCER! It helps cancer GROW and you still put it on your burgers, pour it in your cereal, melt it on your pizza. Is it worth it?

If you haven't read my first blog regarding dairy and have a few minutes, go here. To sum it up, I was outraged the doctors were telling me I needed to supplement Sawyer's 100% breastfed diet for man made, chemical loaded formula, formulated from NASTY, puss filled cows milk. I refused. (Yes people, you have a choice in your child's diet, the doctors don't own you.) It was a post/rant informing you some of the diary evils including the puss count you are drinking, the hormones the cows ingest to produce that milk, the calcium that is not going to your bones and more. I will most likely repeat some information here so deal with it, you probably need to hear it again anyway.

I'm pretty passionate about dairy and am not shy to share my views. When I was young I got migraines sometimes several times a week where I would be throwing up. I would have to lay in my room, all lights off, no one talking, and sit in pain. I didn't understand what was wrong with me and wanted someone to open my head and fix what was not working like it should. Little did I know, after too many visits to the doctors, I would be diagnosed as allergic to dairy. I cried. I cried long and hard and didn't want to give up all the meals I knew and loved. My family had me stop dairy and the headaches went away. Later I added dairy back into my diet only to remove it once I got to college, where I started my health obsession. I met someone who was anti-dairy who gave me a book regarding general health. One chapter focused on the diary industry and after several pages I was hooked. I threw myself into all sorts of books, read all the research papers I could and wrote many papers myself for different classes. The thing that moved me most to educate the people around me regarding dairy is this; most people can generally agree that refined sugar is not good for us. We see a cookie and know it won't be the best thing for our bodies but make an educated decision on whether we want to eat it or not. Most people look at milk and think it is good for them, that they are doing their bodies good when nothing can be further from the truth. My goal is for you to look at what you eat, know what it will do to your body and THEN make and educated decision. If you choose to continue dairy, so be it, but know what you are getting yourself into.

First, remember this, WE DON'T NEED MILK unless we are babies!!!! Are you a baby? Baby! Think about it for a second, we are born, milk fills our mothers boobies and we drink from her. When we choose to be done, we are done. We shouldn't go back and 90-95% of us don't have the enzyme Lactase to digest Lactose (the sugar found in dairy) to digest it anyway!!! We are almost ALL lactose intolerant and can show it in many different ways. You are forcing toxins onto your system, and onto your childrens' system. What is worse, we force ourselves and our loved ones to drink the milk from some other animal and you all freak out when a mom breastfeeds a baby that isn't her own?! Not that I can do it, but it's more natural than downing a glass of cows milk!!! When a kitten is born, its mom's numerous boobies fill with milk and the kittens drink. When they are done, they are done. Milk supplies vital nutrients for your offspring and when your offspring is done with milk, their body is done as well. Do you feed cat milk to you puppy, monkey milk to your rabbit? The entire animal kingdom does not go back to milk after weaned, just us, humans, perhaps the dumbest animal of all. Not only do we go back to milk, we decided to go to a cow for our milk supply only because people TOLD US TO, an industry that is trying to make money told you to do so, and did you listen? You are a sucker!!!! If you want to continue milk, at least go back to your mom, the human milk, the milk that was FORMULATED for our bodies, the milk protein that DOES not cause harm to our systems, go for it, suck away kids.

The reality is, our bodies want nothing to do with diary.

Having fun yet? Listen to what you are pouring into your body:

Following more than 75,000 women over the course of twelve years, The Harvard Nurses' Study showed that milk was NOT shown to have a protective effect on bones, the study revealed that dairy products were associated with an increased risk of fractures.

According to The journal of Gerontology, American women over fifty have among the highest rates of hip fractures in the world. The only countries with higher rates are those that consume more milk.

Milk does not do your bones good. In fact, it's quite opposite. The large role calcium plays in your body after the age of maturity is to take your body from an acidic level and make it neutral so food can pass through your digestive tract. Dairy is soooo acidic, it actually takes calcium FROM your bones to digest dairy. Isn't that nice?

Want to know what else an acidic environment causes? Cancer!!! Oh joy! A Harvard study found that when women with low enzyme levels consumed dairy on a regular basis, their risk of ovarian cancer was up to THREE TIMES GREATER!

Heard of The China Study by Dr. T. Colin Campbell? One of the most comprehensive studies of diet and nutrition ever in history, spanning twenty years time, citing from more than 750 references and partnering with Cornell University, Oxford University and the Chinese Academy of Preventative Medicine? Dr. Campbell's published study says diary can cause "heart disease, diabetes, asthma, obesity, osteoporosis, kidney stones, cataracts, macular degeneration, multiple sclerosis, Alzheimer's, and breast, prostate, colon and rectal cancer." During his extensive research, he found that protein had a huge effect on cancer, "What protein consistent and stongly promoted cancer? Casein, which makes up 87% of cows' milk protein, promoted all stages of the cancer process." COWS MILK PROMOTES CANCER!!! Are you reading that? Read it again! Want more? "Casein, a milk protein, promoted all three stages of cancer, initiation, promotion and progression."

Heard of Johne's disease? The disease farmers talk secretly about, the disease that the USDA says up to 40% of dairy herds were effected and that was most likely an understatement? Yeah, "Health experts correlate the high rate of Johne's disease in cattle with the growing epidemic of Crohn's disease in humans. " This is my favorite (Freedman and Barnouin, Skinny Bitch), "How is it (Crohn's from Johne's) transmitted? People suffering from Chrohn's disease suffer from uncontrollable diarrhea. And apparently, cows with Johne's disease suffer the same affliction. The diarrhea can come shooting out of the cow in liquid form. And because her butt is so close to her udders, poo gets on her udders. And unless someone takes the time to wash and clean the udders of every cow before milking, the infected fecal matter makes its way into the milk. Bonus: Within that poo, there can be as many as one trillion paratuberculosis bugs per gram. Surprise, surprise, the good ol' U.S. of A. has the highest incidence of Crohn's disease."

Vitamin D? PCRM "Samplings of mik have found a significant variation of vitamin D content, with some samplings having as much as 500 times the indicated level while others had little or none at all." Did you know that too much is toxic and really, what is the point of none?

The point of this post? The dairy industry is here to make money, so is Burger King, so is Crisco, but does that mean we take their commercials as truth? I was told my whole life that dairy is good for me, good for my bones, got milk??? AND, I was lied to, we all were and continue to be lied to. Don't take my word for it, research it yourself, but wise up, take charge of your body and make educated decisions. We are in no way benefitting from dairy and cause a lot more harm than we know. If you want to drink puss filled (see part one for that), poop particle, disease and cancer causing liquid, go for it, but don't say I didn't warn you.

P.S. I'm only telling you this because I love you!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Baby Rhino Update

I feel like I suck at things lately.

There are bits of food on the floor that won't come off with a swipe of the broom because they have been there too long. I'm just too tired to sweep every five minutes and when you have a one year old, you must sweep every five minutes.

I freaked out and planned an emergency coffee break in lieu of our Moms Club Meeting because the meeting was the next day and I didn't even realize it... then someone wrote me saying that the meeting was actually next week. I was looking at the wrong month.

I've been too tired to do anything but day dream about naps and food and sometimes when I am actually ABLE to get a nap in, I'm too busy thinking about food. Once it was so bad, I almost got up to check the cost of flights to the nearest Trader Joe's. Hear that, we don't have a Trader Joe's and it's ruining my life. I'm a little too off my rocker to realize that booking a flight just to go to a grocery store is a little nuts and only stop myself because we are saving money for a house.

Speaking of 'house', there is still no news. I thought pregnancy hormones were going to make me nuts and completely impatient and while they may have made me nuts, on the flip side I am incredibly patient (unless it comes to sleep or food) and can totally play the waiting game for this house. I think it also has something to do with me not feeling so hot now (I know, point, laugh, say you told me so.) yes, I've thrown up, but that hasn't been too bad, it's these headaches that don't go away for days, DAYS! I'm jJust not in a clean house, decorate house, pack house sort of state (Or proof read state I guess. Did you see that jJust?!) . So, I'll wait until the next crazy hormones kick in, those 'nesting' ones.

I'm fat. Remember those headaches I was talking about? They hampered everything and I realized the only way to keep them at bay is to eat before I start to get even 1/4 hungry. Basically I eat every hour. It's pathetic and my fat pants are already fitting me snugly. Hi weight gain, my name is Holly, I think we are going to be close friends...

I'm not complaining. I'm extremely happy and feel extremely thankful... and pretty scared. I have had several friends go through miscarriages lately that have not told anyone else. I think more moms lose a baby than we realize and it makes me feel that I have a high chance of losing this one. It scares me. I cry each time I hear these stories, I'm sooo incredibly sad for these mommies. I can't imagine the pain and there is no right thing to say. So, I'm incredibly thankful to be able to feel the pregnancy headaches, the thighs rub together, the crumbs on the hardwood floor and the desire to book flights for a shopping trip, I'm thankful. Thank you Rhino, stay in there!!!

A Different Type of Turkey!

A while back, i went out with my fellow Mile High Mamas for a Moms Night Out at the Warwick Hotel in Denver.

I'm a little behind but the Warwick was awesome, their servers were flawless and fast, the food fantastic and the wine was great. If you are Denver, you must check them out! Amber, the creator of Mile High Mamas, as usual, was a little cutie and planned a successful event... with PRIZES!

My prize?

THE (Are you ready?) TWINKIES COOKBOOK!

You didn't think that existed did you? Neither did I.

Being somewhat of a health freak, I'm not into Twinkies but my friend is... and she is having a birthday get together tonight? Can you guess what her present is? (Don't worry, she actually ASKED me for this!)

I couldn't give it up without sharing a recipe with you. Yeah, I'm kind.

In preparation for Thanksgiving, I give you:

Twinkling Turkey

1 package yellow corn muffin mix, prepared and baked according to package instructions
6 twinkies, halved lengthwise
1 (14-18lb) turkey
1 tart apple, peeled cored and diced
1/4 cup of honey


Remove the muffins from the oven and allow to cool on wire rack

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Scrape the creme filling out of the Twinkies with a small spoon and reserve in a small bowl.

Cut the twinkie pastry into cubes and spread in a single layer on a baking sheet. Bake for 8-10 minutes, until lightly toasted. Remove from the oven and allow to cool completely. Decrease the oven temperature to 325.

Rinse the turkey. Crumble the muffins into a bowl, add the apple and toasted Twinkies, and mix lightly. Loosely stuff the mixture into the turkey and truss the legs. Place the turkey, breast side up, on a rack set in a roasting pan. jRoast the turkey for 12-15 minutes per pound until the thigh temperature reaches 175F to 180F and the juices run clear.

In a small bowl, combine the honey with the reserved creame filling and ix well. Brush the turkey with the honey mixture during the last 10-15 minutes of roasting time.

Remove the turkey from the oven and let stand for 20 minutes before carving.



Enjoy! Check at the Warwick, stop by Mile High Mamas and don't ever say I don't love you!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Ingrid Michaelson

If you aren't an Ingrid Michaelson fan, you either need to be or have WAY different musical taste than I do.

I found her on myspace before Geoff and I were even officially 'boyfriend, girlfriend' on like page 30 of unknown artists and fell in love with her. I sent Geoff her Rogaine song (Who I am) in hopes it would make him love me, instead he asked "Am I going bald in the back?" So, some things don't go as planned but I won the boy and I'm sooo happy she has taken off!

I saw her last night for the second time in Denver. Last year she was great but last night she blew me away. I think it had to do with her only getting two hours of sleep after flying in from New York. The girl didn't care what she said on stage and we were cracking up.

This video isn't from Denver but it's my all time favorite song right now. I think I've heard this song over a hundred times thanks to repeat and the car CD player and was SOOO happy she sang this last night...



P.S. In case you are lyricly declined like I am, it's not "and glide away on soapy hills" though you would glide nicely on soapy lathered up hills but rather "and glide away and so be healed", now go forth and love her too.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Jon and Kate Minus Show. Finally!

TLC announced they are pulling the plug on Jon and Kate.

I think I actually said "YES!" out loud.

I'll admit, I'm a Jon and Kate viewer. I haven't seen it too often lately because now that they film separately, the show is too damn boring. My favorite part was hoping Kate would be nice, and then hating her when she wasn't. I always felt bad for Jon and told my husband that I promised to NEVER treat him so horribly. I knew divorce was near. I wondered how long they could hold out lying long before people threw out the 'lying' word. I mean, they couldn't even kiss each other. Can you imagine NEVER kissing your spouse? Things were wrong. I felt bad for the kids and still do but could not turn my head from the train wreck.

Then, reports were out they were separating. I couldn't believe all the people so blind to their loveless marriage surprised they were going their separate ways. Do people think this marriage is normal, that their relationship is okay? I don't care what role an individual takes in a marriage, there is no room for disrespect. Jon and Kate began to film separately and Kate was coming on out top. Jon was acting like an idiot and Kate didn't have any more words in her vocabulary besides "for the kids". For the kids? Really?! All this is for the kids?! Though rumors, Kate's backstory is interesting. A fallout from a family that tried to support her in any way possible including offering her donated cribs from the church her dad is a part of only to have Kate deny them, I mean, they didn't match. What bastards, giving her cribs that don't match! It seemed she wanted so much, wanted to be seen as classy when her actions proved anything but. I don't care how well you answer questions, actions speak louder than words and this whole story is a lot less classy than the People of Walmart pics.

Kate claims filming the show supports her family. Did she think the show would last forever?

Dear TLC: Keep them OFF THE AIR! I don't think filming has ruined their family, I'm sure they were doomed from the beginning. No one needs to see them, their kids need some normalcy and Jon and Kate need a healthy dose of reality. A really LONG healthy dose.

I will, however, clear my schedule in five or ten years for E's True Hollywood Story...

Gosslins, see you on the flip side!

Monday, October 12, 2009

It's a National Geographic in my Uterus

Alright, when my husband and I decided to start trying, I prepared myself for some Hell. Sawyer was a pretty easy pregnancy compared to a few other friends I have, but pregnancy with him was not an event I wanted to re-live over and over. At the beginning I was sick. Looking back, I'll say I was pretty damn sick. A menu would make me vomit. I would park my car in a parking lot knowing that if I needed to run behind it and throw up, there weren't going to be too many people to witness. I would find the restroom first no matter where I was at because soon I would be running towards it with contents of my stomach escaping. I think that lasted from week six or seven to week fifteen or sixteen. Scents would send me running. I was sure that I would miss my alcoholic drink at dinner but realized even the thought of it, let alone the scent would, you guessed it, make me vomit. Throwing up is not fun.

I prepared myself for a lot of throw up.

So far, I have not thrown up, or felt the need to. Once or twice, the smell of something didn't hit my stomach right, but not a big deal compared to the days the most important thing in my purse was a stack of barf bags stolen from an aircraft. (Thanks United.)

Questions for my O.B.:

1- Was I really suppose to show this fast?!?! My friend who is prego and tall and skinny and beautiful (Don't you hate her already?) said she swears she started showing at TEN weeks! I'm short and well, short and, okay, screw descriptions, but I'm only EIGHT weeks and I look like I did at 20 weeks last time?!?!

2- If this is not normal, what is in there? A black bear? A rhino? If it is a dangerous animal, how do we get it out? Should I schedule a C-Section now? Are rhino's born with those horns on their nose?! Do you know what that can do to my vagina?!?!

3- You didn't give me much wiggle room with only a 15-20 pound weight gain. Can I ask for a higher number? Do you accept bribes? HAVE YOU SEEN MY UTERUS, I think it's been watching too much Jon and Kate plus 8!!!

4- Can you tell my uterus to chill it's grill but NOT if it's going to make me vomit.

5- Last but not least, why the hell does Sam Adams Octoberfest smell so damn good? Can you give me a prescription to fix that?! So far I'm eying people in restaurants and sniffing drinks and it's getting a little embarrassing. Sniffing drinks is okay, I just can't consume them right cause baby Rhino wants a drink!



And now onto the tummy with a mind of it's own: AKA: What the hell happened, I don't even know you anymore!!!

At almost 6 weeks. I know there is some boobage (Good thing I have mostly ladies on here, fellas, divert your eyes if you hung in this long). I was going to retake the picture a week later thinking it would look the same, and, ummm, I was mistaken. So, I guess this becomes the official 'before rhino' picture.




And at week 8:




That's what I get for thinking all the people that said they were showing at week 7 were liars.

Baby number two is NOT messing around.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Rockiin' Good Time

I want these in Sawyer's future play room.


Found here.

I think it would be funny to roll these onto our friends cars after a night of drinking. We aren't in the city anymore, haha, watch for falling rock! And then when they are done crying, I'll show them that it's fake, cause I'm nice like that.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Someone loves me!

The only awards I ever got in school were perfect attendance. It's the, you suck at everything award, but you sure do try hard! So, forgive me if I get excited but Peeling an Orange with a Screwdriver sent me this award! She said it's because she enjoys reading my blog, I think it's because she heard how bitchy I get when I'm pregnant. (That's right internet, I cursed.) Thank you, thank you, I love you back too, does the award come with some of your awesome baked goodies??? No? Damn.





I'm going to pass it along to The Peach Tart and Chelsea Talks Smack. These ladies will most likely make you urinate in your granny panties from laughing so hard while reading their blog. Don't say I didn't warn you...


Onto other news, my father in law and his wife are flying in this weekend. This is their first visit since I've been married to Geoff. Immediately I thought, WHAT THE HELL DO I COOK?! I asked Geoff who said his dad likes goulash.

Ummm?

What. Is. That?

That sounds like a dessert you serve up at some halloween party and only the drunks dig in. Slightly nervous about this ghoul something dish, I settled on Nicoise Salad. That is close enough, right?

I still feel good, really good. So good, I'm ready for a drink but the doctors frown on that. With Sawyer I was sooo sure I was going to miss drinking. In fact, when Geoff and I decided to start trying for baby two, I thought, LET ME BINGE DRINK AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE just so I wont miss it. No, I didn't binge drink... okay, well not every day. Okay, I'm off track, point is, with Sawyer, the smell of anything alcoholic made me vomit. I could even smell it on Geoff after he brushed and mouth washed. I was incredibly sensitive to the smell and didn't want a drop of the adult beverage near my mouth, or nostrils. Now, NOW, I could sure go for a margarita...

Self control. Practice self control. (Just thinking out loud.)

Oh and: My stomach is already getting bigger. I complained about this to Geoff who said it was not until I lifted up my shirt. He poked my belly and said, okay, maybe it is.

Oh and: I bought my baby the beginning of his big boy bed... the headboard. He is growing up WAY too fast.

Oh and: Even though Geoff wouldn't give me cupcakes for dinner, I retaliated by eating a few handfuls of dark chocolate chips with my breakfast eggs. Don't even say that is gross.

Oh and: I still want to star in a broadway show. Do you know any that don't require a good singing voice? I've been thinking about this heavily each time I teach aerobics. I would be really amazing. Really.



Peace, love and perfect attendance,

Me.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Like, Seriously?!

Last night Geoff asked what I wanted for dinner after I told him (with puppy eyes) that it was his turn to make dinner.

I said what any other rational, college educated person would say.

Cupcakes.

He thought I was joking.

I didn't see him preheat the oven and debated telling him that no, I was not joking.

Twenty minutes later I'm served a salad with chopped apples and loads of green beans. Basically a combination of everything left in the fridge, which obviously was not very much.

Today, I cowardly ask him over the blog he never reads:

Salad greater than cupcakes?

Like seriously?!

(If you ARE reading, the salad was delicious lover lover! Wink, wink.)

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Lines

I just looked in the cabinet for the fifth time like something actually changed in there. Perhaps the Whole Foods fairy went shopping and brought me all sorts of goodies while I was changing a diaper? What? There isn't a fairy that does those things?

At least I'm not throwing up.

Last night my cooking was so terrible, I nagged Geoff enough to go out and bring me back Mexican food. Geoff braved out my cooking and said dinner was "Fantastic!" He isn't a good liar. I knew my refried beans and guacamole blew that steak out of the water.

She didn't even give me a picture today. She looked around in there for at least ten minutes and saw nothing. Sawyer sat next to me as I tried to hide my fear. After what seemed like eternity, she smiled and turned up the sound. Isn't the beating heart a beautiful sound.

Geoff is super excited and I think he told everyone he has come into contact with in the last few weeks.

I guess the cat's out of the bag.

It's still early though.

I think Sawyer is going to be a great big brother.