He got carded and was super embarrassed.
I didn't.
It's funny the things people card you for and the things people don't. I almost NEVER get carded for buying alcohol anymore.
We talked about that.
But I do get carded for super glue.
I will damage the STREETS with some super glue. Just watch me.
I get carded for spray paint and totally get it. I look pretty hard core and gangish.
What really gets me though is what I got carded for yesterday: Chalkboard Spray Paint.
I looked at the guy like, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
This world might actually be a prettier place if they gave that stuff out to my fellow homies.
Is that how you spell homies?
Seriously though, Gang One can be all, "Oh no they didn't, this is OUR territory!"
Then pull out his little chalkboard eraser and chalk and write in his little gang sign things.
And then the opposing gang can be all, "Oh no they didn't. This is OUR territory."
And pull out his little gang chalkboard eraser and re-draw the original gang sign thing.
See, isn't it cute already.
Then the homeless guy can be all, "Oh no they ALL didn't." He can erase it all and just write, "Let's be honest, I need a drink" or something that he thinks is witty and will get him a buck.
And then the police can be all, "Oh no this city DIDN'T" and erase it all so we can start all fresh.
Basically, I should make the rules and be governor because the answer to all our problems is NOT carding for chalkboard paint.
You're welcome Colorado.
15 comments:
Just out of curiousity, how old do you have to be to buy chalkboard paint?
I wonder what you can do with that? Do people really graffiti with it? Lame.
luv it! chalkboard paint is so cool.
but i think the carding was for the schools - they need to keep track of the parents that buy chalkboard paint, it will explain the over achiever kids in the school district. They need to know about the paint so they can plan on how many kids will be in upcoming gifted programs :)
hows that for random?
:) I dig your gangsta style!
Seriously though, that chalkboard paint is awesome stuff!
I got carded for a rated R movie a while back..which made me laugh..I was just glad they didn't search through my huge purse..cause that's where the good stuff I was gonna add to my diet coke was hiding! ;)
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I love this post, you are hilarious! I'm guessing chalkboard paint can be used for 'huffing' (or is it snuffing?, no idea). I wish kids could keep their noises out of things, I feel like I'm doing something wrong when I buying those products and get carded. But I think sarah's comment is on to something...
You don't get carded for buying spray paint where I'm from. Weird. But I know that I am always secretly ecstatic when I get carded, even though I pretend it's such an inconvenience:)
Carded for chalkboard paint? Omg too funny! I didn't know there was such a thing!! lol..
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What a fabulously awesome idea! We have so much gang and graffiti problem here, I hate it.
Oh, wait...that should read:
Yo homegirl, you one dope playa.
You guys crack me up.
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Yes, LOVE chalkboard paint, I don't think anyone graffitis with it, but they should! :) Yes, think they card for huffing or whatever but Hell, can't you get high off markers too? I think I got high the other day from walking behind a homeless dude. No one carded me for that!
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Brilliance. I bought chalk board paint the other day and I did not get carded. Now, I'm offended.
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LOL I have never heard of such a thing. The person who carded you...r u sure he wasn't just trying to get your number??
See and here I was all brainwashed into thinking that the answer to all the world's problems was who in fact could or could not purchase spray paint. OH HELL NO!!! Was I duped or what?
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