The contest no one wins! Yay!

If you haven't heard the most sweetest thing happened this weekend.

And no, I didn't watch the Super Bowl so whatever if your team won.

THE SWEETEST THING EVAH: we have a tenant for our condo!!!

Yay!!!!

If you don't say "yay" out loud we aren't friends.

Redeem yourself now if needed.

I told my husband if we found a tenant for our condo, we could get him a new X Box and to my surprise, the damn X Box we thought was broken started working and now my husband is playing all those stupid shooting games again.

Damn those games, what WAS I thinking with that new X Box crap?!?!

Since the X Box is all working I decided that instead of spending the money on an X Box, I can buy paint for the master bedroom. Peach walls and ceilings really aren't my thang. Yeah, THANG.

So I'm all looking at HGTV pictures and wall colors and things to do above my bed when my friend sent me a picture and it was soo above the bed perf.
(As in perfect.)

Image here.


But then we got all cocky like "All we need is love, love is all we need" was sooo below us and were looking for optional lyrics.

She asked if we had a song and I said, hellz yah! It's " From the windowsssss, to the WALL , till the sweat drips down my..."

Do you know this song? Tell me you do!!!

She thought, "From the windows to the wall" would be romantic! I was peeing from laughing because I could only imagine singing this entire song if I saw that lovely wall art in someone's room. I told her it was all or nothing and I'm not so sure how his mom would react to, "Till the sweat drips down my balls." hanging above our bed.

Mom, how would you react?

Here is where the contest begins: Basically you don't win crap except to maybe see your lyrics hung above our bed.

Seriously.

My friend shot down the most awesome Brit-Brit, "HIt me baby one more time."

So, what the HELL is appropriate?!?!

Comment now.

Or else, "Till the sweat drips down my balls" will be hanging above the bed in our bedroom and NO ONE needs to see that!