Get your mind out of the gutter.

I might have to code some of this so my blog doesn't get classified as starts with a 'P' rhymes with corn.

Because it's NOT that kind of blog.

I mean I think I've said "vagina" enough for the rest of this blog life but it's not often that I say

Ummmm,

penis?

Can I say that?

Whatever, this is NOT a dirty post, this is science.

SCIENCE people.

Geoff and I were in the hot tub the other night and he was talking and talking and talking.

Maybe he was talking about gas prices, the future of our economy, his status at work, our family.

I have no clue. I couldn't focus on what he was saying because I had no idea whether a penis floats or sinks.

Seriously. I couldn't stop thinking about it. I had to stop him and ask. Don't men know EVERYTHING about their own, uhhh, stuff?

So I asked him. I said, "Okay, you have to stop talking, I don't hear you, I can't concentrate, all I want to know is if your penis floats."

You should of seen the look on his face and guess what?!?! He didn't know! He NEVER wondered if his manhood floats or sinks. He said it just hangs out but NOTHING just hangs out, I mean, things float or sink right?

I was going to suggest scientific testing but he suggested something else.

So being the patient person I am, I waited.

And waited.

And waited.

A WHOLE WEEK PEOPLE.

And guess what I found out last night? They are floaters.

If you are ever in a Titanic situation and there aren't enough life vests, find yourself and man and hold onto his junk.

Basically this blog saves lives.