Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Why I could never be a Crips or Blood.

The big story in Denver is some guy going to trial over murdering a Denver Bronco. Or, I think he was a Bronco, I wasn't really paying attention but I did perk up when someone said they were being DISRESPECTED.

Don't disrespect.

I guess someone else said according to this gang, if you were disrespected, you have the right to take an innocent life.

Wow, what a way to stick to your word. And I thought I was rough by enforcing time outs.

Then I found out, this "disrespecting" was someone spraying other people with champagne, ON NEW YEARS!

Weird, because I invite that behavior in. You guys are all invited to spray me with champagne and I promise no injuries will ensue. Unless we all get really drunk because I'm not that graceful. In fact, it doesn't even need to be new years but I would prefer good champagne. No disrespctin' with bad champagne, then you might get a time out.

Gawd, I would make a terrible gangster.

16 comments:

Juliana said...

Oh Holly~Yes he was a Bronco-the Denver Broncos the football team not the registry--ok I had too throw that in. But, in your defense I am so random and jump topics like I am doing RIGHT now. I think being showered with champagne also sounds like a grand ol time. Maybe we should start our own bloggin blonde gang. WORD.

MEGandJEFF said...

I just had a good laugh at Juliana's comment :)

People. Are. Pathetic.

I, too, would welcome a champagne shower! AND a blond bloggin' gang..even though I'm not really blond..*sigh*

'Nuff said! (there's my bit o' gangsta lingo!)

jessalyn said...

see i might throw down over some champagne being sprayed at me- just because i could have drank that champagne thankyouverymuch.
but i mean just kick a few shins, not bust caps in someone.

fyi: i mean drank as in past tense drink, not as in the urban dictionary's definition of: "purple stuff,oil,sizzurp, whatever you wanna call it. Is a codine and promithazene mix that people from the south and H-town sip and sell."

i'm mad ghangsta obvi.

Furry Bottoms said...

You know, I knew somebody who was shot to death because the Crips thought they were disrespecting them by using rival gang signs.

They were parked at a red light at an insersection in Huntington Beach, and the girl was making hand signals to the driver sitting next to her and the next car over took it personally and shot the girl. The shooter was a Cripper and he had thought the girl was using rival signs. The girl was DEAF and was using sign language!!! This was like 20 or so years ago, but true.

Talk about a short wick!!!

Babe in Babeland said...

Ha! I'm with you. PLEASE pour champagne over me. ALL over me.

SurferWife said...

ok, so Jessalyn told me to head over this way to see the gangsta talk.

I'm not big on spraying the champagne but I always pour a little of my Olde E 40 out to honor 2Pac.

That's respect.

Diva's Thoughts said...

I would so make a horrible ganster too. lol I'd run when they weren't looking.

Anonymous said...

Nothing says a good celebration than some spraying champagne. I'd feel down right disrespected if I didn't get a good champagne spray on NYE in fact.

Unknown said...

You guys all make me chuckle!

Millo said...

You´re so funny!! :D

Aurora Sisneros said...

OK, FINE - I agree to be the poor soul who has to pour champagne all over you, but for GOD SAKE, PLEASE wear a white T-Shirt! ;)

Jen said...

Yo, disrespecting is bad.

"Yo" is all the gang speak I know.

AiringMyLaundry said...

I can be sprayed with champagne so long as I didn't just straighten my hair.

SweetPeaSurry said...

Yo yo ... Mamma gangstah! I think you make a very fine time-out gangstah ... just don't get your pants on the ground!

woot!

Tracie said...

My kid disrespected me via puking on me and the whole house. I didn't pop a cap in his ass though.

MOMSICLE VIBE said...

I happened upon your blog following a trail of comment bread crumbs.

I TOO would make a terrible gangsta. My grandma enforced excellent posture (I got stabbed with a salad fork every time I slouched) and excellent manners. I'd be all, would you mind terribly to stop disrespecting me, please?