Monday, April 19, 2010

Time Out

I'm probably going to be absent for a few days. I'm more than furious to put it lightly. I have nothing rational or constructive to say and my only desire is to plot the downfall of a real estate agent (our short sale negotiator) in Colorado. I can't help but think some of this anger is fueled by my pregnancy hormones but nothing would make me happier than to ruin his professional life so I think I should ground myself from publishing things on the internet. I'm grounded.

BUT, if you want to send me any tips like the following sent to me via facebook:

"Subscribe his email to every fetish porn site you can google. "
(Thanks A, I know you've got my back!)

Any others???

I love you guys and will be back when I can see through the flames in my eyes.

P.S. I never understood people that couldn't control their anger. i've always been so controlled but this transaction is sending me over the edge. I'm sooo over the edge.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmm ... good luck...

One time I put hand soap in my roommate's (who was a bitch)toothbrush...

you would need access to where he lives though!

Aurora Sisneros said...

I'm posting something on your FB page. Dude, just channel that anger into that house. It will work out, yo! MUAH!

jessalyn said...

ok, so i have been slightly mia due to work biting the big one. but i can not believe you are still having house issues! :(

i am sorry, i hope they get on that for you.

in the meantime...i say write a scathing review somewhere (like if you google them, sites with reviews usually come up). i know it doesn't sound that vengeful, but it feels good, and it let's others know the person is a losah.

or, egg his house.

tera said...

I've heard that short sales "suck balls".
Wishing you better days, peace and butterflies. :)

Diva's Thoughts said...

Take a deep breath!!!!

MrsDixon said...

Being over the edge can be quite effective sometimes...use it wisely to your advantage! Good luck!!!

Furry Bottoms said...

tuna juice down the opening between the hood of his car and the windshield. By the time he figures it out, it will STINK! But then that might warrant as vandalism, so nevermind.

Babe in Babeland said...

THIS IS SO EXCITING!!! CONGRATS!!!!!! Can't wait to hear more.

So sorry I've been off the radar. I'm trying to catch up now with everyone's blogs. So happy to read the great news!

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